Helga Hey are you hans?
Hans Hello yes
Helga how nice to meet you, and my name is Helga
Hans I’ve been looking so long for one that you you like to pick flowers and likes cats and squirrels we two will fit so well I live in the woods, I love you already
Helga I’m sorry, I just have to go to the toilet
I sprayed tea on my monitor. Thanks for the laugh… XD